I am Larry, Larry the Llama, and that’s about all you need to know.

Ok, I was born April 1, 2016 (not sure about this April fools stuff!). Bob, the frizzy hair brown thing I live with is an Alpaca, NOT A LLAMA, lest you be confused by our similarities. Imagine us as cousins, or even better, him as an adopted and not quite fully developed Llama.

Coyotes don’t mess with me and sliced, hand-fed apples are my favourite, well aside from my beautiful face which is truly my favourite thing, and I’m sure you agree.

Oh, and don’t even try to outstare me, better humans and animals have tried.